Emotions

Nowadays I have problems blinking with my left eye & my tongue always sticks out like a dog. Technology has a weird way of screwing with our lives.

Sounds of girls giggling & chatting from afar tease your senses... If you lift up your head you will see the beauty infusing into the surrounding, bringing color & spark to a once lackluster barren land. And then it slowly dawns upon you that the grand cultural orgy tastefully called Rendezvous has arrived!!! :D

Discussion without reading is most likely fruitless...

How to make Ice Cream of the Nation(Serving size: 1)? - Take 1 IITian and place it in the freezer for 2 days. Now take it out and dress it with a topping of your choice. Tadaaaa!!! Ice Cream of the Nation in 2 days!!!

"Beware of getting hit by a motorized vehicle as you step out of the Bharti building. According to my calculations the probability of such an event is at least 10^3 times more than catching the H1N1 in any serious way." - Suban

Braid

The best game i have played recently. Its a fusion of puzzle, platform & story telling all fused in a beautiful & artistic package. Definitely the best puzzle-solving game I have everplayed and definitely in my all-time favourite list. Its the first time I have seen how gaming can be so artistic!!! For those who ridicule gaming and think its meant for kids, go and check out this game. It should dispel those thoughts & if it doesn't then you are too bland to appreciate art. Hope other game developers take note of this game and actually build some serious games rather than some sloppy stories with repetitive gameplay.

Nothing radically different in Firefox 3.5. The claimed speed improvement is too negligible to notice.

GTA 2 is a free game!!! Go and download it from Rockstar Classics. Its by far the best GTA ever :D My proxy is en route to getting squished :-P

Ubiquity (by Mozilla Labs) really is the most awesome thing after Firefox

Blending 3D models with videos

Currently, we leave the work of capturing detailed videos to professional videographers & building complex & intricate 3D animated scenes to the likes of Pixar & company who take a painstaking effort, time & money in creating masterpieces. In fact even games are getting so realistic that they would be beating Pixar & company pretty soon. However, what we need is a simple conversion utility which will convert a video into a 3D world in which 3D characters can move about realizing the presence of walls and should be able to interact with the objects present in the videos. According to me this blend between videos & 3D animation is an interesting angle to research as it would open an exciting possibilities. Remeber playing Sims type game an walking down Champs Elysees with your date and making out with her, with the Eiffel Tower in the background. And obviously the woo-hoo can be done somewhere or the other :-P

Bookmarking Files

There needs to exist a better way to organize files on our systems than what is currently offered. The method of bookmarking and synching bookmarks with a central server have made accessing bookmarks much more easier from anywhere. A similar techinque is desirable for offline files. So if I star a file and associate some tags with it will store it just like a bookmark. Optional backup to an external drive can be provided. This would make searching similar files spread all over your computer much easier and would help in realizing which are the important files among the entire clutter. I am pretty surprised why this has been completely overlooked...

Western fashion sucks

Gone are the days when you could spot beautiful women adorned in flowing skirts or sensual saris. They have been replaced by the new crop of mini-skirt & micro-skirt generation. Most of the don't have the physique (i.e. long legs which some of their European counterparts have been gifted with) to complement such a carefree fashion statement. The women end up looking really awkward and resemble more like prostitutes who are desperately displaying their goods to make a living.

How can all this compare to bright, vibrant & flowing skirts. Something which just gives a hint of a silhouette of those hidden slender legs. Nothing could ever beat that. Also, a sari really complements an overall well developed body by gripping all those contours which most garments miss. However, a girl who is a bit plum would just never look good in a sari. Well there would be exceptions...

However, women don't realize what clothes suit them and usually just go with the same type what their peers wear. But by doing so your beauty which is very unique gets lost and you would not feel comfortable.

Humans have a curiosity & attraction for anything which is different from the crowd. Just wear an asymmetrical cut pants and you will be surprised by the amount of attention you can gain. By asymmetrical i mean one side cut up to the knees and the other a bit longer. I remember I could not keep my eyes away from a pretty girl just because she was wearing it and I was so intrigued by the dress. Btw I rarely check out girls but asymmetric designs make our brain just go in a tizzy.

However, although I will continue to lament the death of skirts which crossed the knees, I am a hypocrite because I too am a living example of being sucked into the whole Western fashion craze. I do so because the comfort levels can beat everything except maybe a "loongi". However, women anyways take so much effort in looking good so why not try something splendid & catchy which will make even the most gay guy turn his heads :-P

O3D - Google brings a 3D plug-in for web browsers http://ping.fm/j2R3D

Just tested ping.fm today. The damn gtalk status message just doesn't change. Also the site has too much traffic and goes slow quite often

Gun Control

I have always wondered how people in the US believe that by owning guns they can feel safe. It seems to be the most dumbest thing in the world!!! And I am sure very few countries can be this dumb to actually allow it to be legal.

Today's news of a gunman opening fire on immigrants is just a starter for the worse, which is definitely coming on the way. America has to understand this quicker or else it could face a situation in which almost everybody will have a reason to own a gun, even if "background check" doesn't let them have it.

I think its pointless trying to bring out the dangers involved in placing a gun in civilian hands. I know they will know how to handle it. So what!!! How can you be sure he/she will always be in a sane state of mind, and use it only to threaten an intruder and not to threaten somebody else. Its this contradiction which is bound to make it completely unsafe to let civilians have guns...

I think unless Americans do something about Gun Control their country is bound to get into deep shit trouble. As an outsider I can only comment on the issue, but I still it is important that the superpower learn to keep their country safe for the future; or else they would realize that after controlling terrorists outside their country, they cultivated "terrorists" in their own homeland. And boy will it be difficult to send drones to take them out...

This week's itinerary (why is the spelling so confusing!!!)

Feb 9: SLAP DAY - Find a hottie, Line maaro, Thappad khao
Feb 10: CHOCOLATE DAY - Gift the girl a box of her fav chocolates, after removing one 4 myself
Feb 11: FRIENDSHIP DAY - Add her as a friend on Facebook, Orkut, Myspace, blah & blah
Feb 12: ROSE DAY - Surprise her with a lovely bouquet of roses (real or virtual).
Feb 13: KISS DAY - Have your 1st kiss (real or virtual).
Feb 14: VALENTINE DAY - Take her to a park and put your arms around her. Then wait for Ram Sene to come and marry you off.

Bingo!!!

This is for all the HIMYM fans (If you are not, you could use this as a guide to the top colleges in India. The middle one being the all time best.) So I was wondering what the Indian version of the Top 25 Colleges to Bang Bingo would be like....

So here you go :-

The rules are simple. When you have slept with any hottie who hails from any of the above colleges, then mark that college.

BINGO = 5 in a row in any direction - up, down, across, diagonal, upside down, missionary, etc.

p.s. I agree a special prize has to be given for those who manage a Bingo with the centre included :-P Btw u can always recommend me colleges which i have missed and definitely deserved to be here.

Smart breast implants

After watching quite some adult entertainment over the years and over-sized fake breasts filling almost all of them, it struck me - "Why can't we implant something into those silicon thingies?!?" I know its sounds whacko :D But really imagine having an mp3 player/ phone/ anything else packed into those mammoth sized breast implants...

Hmm...

Sorry i was getting carried away :) But as it turns out as all things i think, even this crazy idea was thought before me by some whackjob at "BT Laboratories". They thought of placing the mp3 player in one boob and the storage device on the other. Bluetooth connectivity will ensure that the headphones will be the only thing you will require. And in their words - "It is now very hard for me to think of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

But before i found out that there does exist a world filled with whackjobs like me, I was really thinking through the practicalities of such a thing. It seems over 3,00,000 women (including men who wanna be women) a year get breast augmentations in the US alone. Take the whole world and that leads to atleast 5,00,000/year. That seems like a decent target market.

But more importantly lets think of how this thing should work. I was thinking that one could easily squeeze in a cellular device in one and the mp3 player + storage in the other. So you could have one of those futuristic looking headphones on your ears which will let you play music or take calls all connected through bluetooth. But how does one dial numbers or select songs. This is quite a tricky business. The BT labs guy was suggesting a wrist device, but i doubt women will ever wear bulky wrist devices. The best system would be voice-enabled; however present systems are very poor and would not be cost effective. Hence, I believe we can have a touch based mechanism, similar to the click-wheel, on the bluetooth headset. But how do u know what you are selecting - the results will be returned through voice of course! But indeed this system is insanely boring, one definitely needs a simple voice-enabled system.

So there you go you get a free mp3 player & phone with your boob job. Tada!!! Even the poor porn star can tune into her favorite radio channel while she gets humped.

On a more serious note, one could embed even smarter devices like sensors and gps units. The sensors could monitor presence of breast cancer and heart rates. And when one goes into a critical condition, a distress signal can be sent to medical authorities along with GPS coordinates.

So it all makes a lot of sense right - nah i m just kidding; i wrote this post just to have a great laugh myself. But you never know..... There will be a day when every woman will get a smart breast implant once they get over 18 or something and the world will become a very beautiful place indeed ;-)






















p.s. : The author of this post has no affixation with over-sized breasts. Seriously...